10 Tips to Spot a Ladyboy

10 Tips to Spot a Ladyboy
10 Tips to Spot a Ladyboy
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10 Tips to Spot a Ladyboy

Ladyboys in Phuket


Is that girl you are chatting with not a bit ‘too good to be true’? Tall, slim, pretty, big assets and really sexy… wait! she’s a ladyboy! So here are 10 tips for you not be fooled next time. So what is a katoey anyway? A katoey, or ladyboy, is a transvestite that is actually considered by others as a ‘woman’. They often look very feminine and get a lot of attention, just look at some of the places where they perform their little act of ‘look at me I’m more feminine than you wife’.

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Crowds of tourists gather, take photos and everyone is asking each other the same question: what about this one? Do you really think that’s actually a guy? So, at their best, which means in the evening, fully make up and using the stage lights at their advantage, katoeys range from ‘feminine looking guy’ to ‘put miss universe to shame’…. seriously.

Even for people living in Phuket for long time, it is still fun to look at them and wonder: do you think one of them would fool me? Of course I mean nothing more than ‘I wouldn’t be able to tell she is not a girl.’ In 99% of the cases, I am confident that I would spot any ladyboy.

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10 Tips to Spot a Ladyboy:

  1. Too tall, most girls are small in Thailand.
  2. Too sexy behaviour, over-acting, speaking loud, always seems to be on the catwalk.
  3. Too feminine, a lot of attention is given to every details of make up and outfit.
  4. Body proportions and broad shoulders.
  5. Too sexy outfit, flashing dresses, sometime very long with cabaret style and even feathers, or reduced to the smallest possible size.
  6. Too big breast and flashing boobs at any occasion, free sampling accepted.
  7. No bra. Even the most free thinking flat breasted girls would wear a bra in Thailand.
  8. Adam’s apple. But beware, even this can be fixed.
  9. The voice, low tone, can be worked out but this is often what gives them away.
  10. The elbows are more square than women’s… that one is still not obvious to me, but I heard it several times.
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The katoey phenomenon is very well accepted in Thailand, well integrated in the social and daily life. Probably your gardener, home designer or working colleague could be a katoey and you wouldn’t change a bit of your attitude. That seems to be a personal choice and they are often fun to be around. It was known that some fitness centers even had three changing rooms: Male, Female and Katoey.

Ladyboys making a living of their features are very exuberant and flamboyant, speaking high and loud, permanently overacting, and well known for their burst of moods. They very often speak a good English. Since they revenue depends on how pretty they are, they will financially invest a lot more on their features, breast augmentation being the most obvious one, and some will seriously increase to seriously big sizes. Then plastic and facial cosmetic surgery will be next on the list and many of them tend to have a very similar nose shape. Even the Adam’s apple, often giving them away, can be corrected. And of course few will go through the ultimate surgical procedure and become a woman.

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Where to see Katoeys (ladyboys):

Soi Crocodile, the best known place is is the middle of Bangla Road in Patong… just walk down the street and you can’t miss them, the crowd around is pointing all cameras in this direction.

Cocktails and Dreams, in Soi Happy (aka Soi Vegas) in Bangla Road, almost opposite of Seduction Discotheque, is a small bar with a tiny stage often performing simple shows, you just have to have to order a drink. Some girls are very feminine and they are more than happy to pose for a photo, but get ready for the ‘you take photo – you buy me drink’. They also can become ‘too friendly’ but it’s still fun.

Simon Cabaret is a nice professional show, as you can see on some of the photos, but of course there is a fee. Unfortunately, taking photos is not allowed anymore during the show, but you’ll have plenty of opportunities outside after the show. Note that a tip will be demanded.

Paradise Complex, the gay area of Patong, has several small cabarets with humble but decent shows that won’t cost you more than a beer. ‘My Way’ used to be the best one.

Useful Tips (you are in luck with tips today): In Soi Bangla and Simon Cabaret, ladyboys will encourage you to take their photo, with you or without you on it. Just know that it is not free. It usually costs a hundred Baht, and if you chose to run, remember: they are still guys 😀

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Born in France a long long time ago, I started to travel the world in my 20s and never stopped until I finally settled in Thailand in 1994. Then for the past 23 years, my passion for photography and my natural curiosity has taken me to every corner of Thailand, jumping frequently between Bangkok and Phuket and basically everywhere I could go. I run 2 blogs: Phuket101.net and BangkokUndercover.com, I also manage 30 online travel guides in Asia and beyond, including Phuket.com, Bangkok.com and Bali-Indonesia.com

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